Californication S05E01 intro and end credit song JFK to LAX transcript

Since CBS has removed the youtube video here is the transcript that goes with the video

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[] Love me two time babe, Love me twice today []

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[] Love me two time girl []

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you're amazing

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a godess... a gift from on high

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you deserve the white dress and
happy ending

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love me two time babe

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are we going to take this thing to the next
level or what?

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well we're coming up on the internet

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really? wow

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times certainly dot fly

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we kept it pretty casu I've been careful about making sure
I don't make any demands on your time

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I don't want to be that girl
>>you've been a great not that girl

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want to know what you see us becoming, eventually

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I see us becoming

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incredibly close

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great friends, eventually

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after the part where you hate my guts
for a long cold winter. It's not that I'm

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not fond of you, I am

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inordinately so it's just that

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I enjoy the casual nature of things
I'm a casual guy you know I have to be

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because I'm damaged

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broken

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really, you know an old dog no new tricks

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but you, you're amazing, a godess, a

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gift from on high, you deserve the white
dress and happy ending, I'm just not the guy to

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give it to you

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see you're mad

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I can tell
>>I'm not mad
You're not?

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well I'm glad

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it's just

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you fucked me in the ass hank

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oh are we speaking metaphorically because...
>>no I gave up the butt for you do you

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think I would have let you sodomize me if I
didn't think there was a future here?

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you did say that you like that more
than you thought you would
>>yeah well that's not the point

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that's not the point

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this man's a monster! he likes to fuck women in the ass

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and then tell them that he just wants to keep it casual

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wait what? say that again

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ok, umm

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well thanks for calling

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I guess

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neighbor back in New York

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everything okay?

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my appartment's on fire